The Whole Foods parking lot can be crazy, y'all.  I've never been so glad to live so far from that dystopian nightmare of cataclysmic capitalism.

Favorite lines:

Now I'm on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin' at me funny
I'm just tryin' to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty.

and

You're the most annoying dude I've ever seen, brah
Could you please move? You're right in front of the quinoa
I'm 'bout to check out
Pay my eighty bucks for six things
and get the heck out