If you'd told me last Friday that I was going to spend more than three minutes of my weekend listening to a man call strangers while pretending to be a turtle, I'd have said you're insane.  Now, it appears that I'm the crazy one.

From the website:

"I am the first and best company for your turtlecall needs - the copycats may be cheaper but they barely even sound like real turtles."

Indeed!