I dasn't say which of my non-maliciously racist relatives uttered the following:
"...The Rock - is he black or puerto rican?...he's not Caucasian, but he doesn't have any black features...he's got black LIPS but he doesn't talk black..."
For the last twenty years, I've been trying to talk less. And now, this. Please send comments, suggestions, or feedback to t@grandiloquentbloviator.com.